confessions of a t-shirt

• I invented Rickrolling.

  

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• It was me. I farted in the lift this morning.

  

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• I friended your mum on Facebook (and then I poked her.)

  

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• I introduced Stephen Fry to Twitter.

  

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• It was me. I told Kanye to get up there and say something.

  

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• I cancelled FireFly.

  

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